Why does Keira Knightley keep making period films? She's saturating the market! I'm so sick of seeing her stupid horse face in all the upcoming costume dramas. I mean COME ON. I'm SICK TO DEATH of her. And she's in all the movies I want to see! BOOOOOOOO. I wish ANYONE else would be in those roles. Even a bloody American if that's the only way ( Read more... )

Se7en is on TNT... that movie scared the crap out of me the first time I saw it, but now all I can think of is the MTV movie awards parody featuring William Shatner.

And as if that wasn't bad enough, read this HILARIOUS piece of Se7en spoofage: ( spoilers )

OMFG I AM KILLED DEAD!!!111!!!!! Seriously people, the level of euphoria that this movie will induce, not to mention raging hormones, is not safe!!! I might as well just arrange for a hearse to pick me up from the theatre!!!! And just when I thought it couldn't get HOTTER. AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SSSSOOOOOOOO HHHHHAAAAAPPPPPPPPYYYY!!!! It may not even ( Read more... )

OMFG!!!!!!!!111!!!!!!

Seriously you guys. I will die when this film is released. I WILL DIE OF HAPPINESS!!! I can't bear the combination of my two great loves. AAAAHHHHH SO HAPPY!!!!11!!!

CLIVEGASM!!!

*ahem* Now off to 8 hours of work. Boo.